[Keeping up =
our attempt at dinner-table-friendly jokes for the children, we offer =
another ten jokes, riddled with humor]
Q: What month =
of the year do soldiers hate the most?
A: =
March.
Q: What can be =
served but never eaten?
A: A =
Volleyball.
Q: Why does a =
Wisconsin milking stool only have 3 legs?
A: Because the =
cow has the udder.
Q: Why did the =
arithmetic book look so sad?
A: It had lots =
of problems.
Q: What do you =
have if you get sick at the airport?
A: Terminal =
illness.
Q: How many =
books can you put in an empty backpack?
A: One. After =
that, the backpack is no longer empty.
Q: What bee =
lives in American computers?
A: a =
USB.
Q: What goes =
up as the rain comes down?
A: =
Umbrellas
Q: What do you =
give your puppy if it has a fever?
A: Mustard. =
It’s really good on hot dogs.
Q: Why =
doesn’t Dr Bob make grif net jokes about =
roofs?
A: He knows =
they all are over the kids’ heads.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"