Frank M =
boasts, “I’ve learned a lot from my mistakes, so I’ve decided to =
make many more. This way I can continue =
learning.”
Sharon C =
requests, “At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw =
it into the crowd to see who is next.”
Richard P =
bemoaned, “I bought a universal remote today. I was disappointed =
to find out that it does not, in fact, control the universe. Not even =
remotely.”
June V =
related, “People always ask me how I sneak chocolate into movie =
theaters. Well let’s just say, I have a few Twix up my =
sleeve.”
Mike J =
admitted, “I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean =
now.”
Lane B said =
that when his wife caught him standing on the bathroom scale sucking in =
his stomach, she laughed, “Ha! That’s not going to =
help!”
He replied, =
“Sure, it does. It’s the only way I can see the =
numbers.”
Kevin M =
shared, “I find the first five days after the weekend are the =
hardest.”
Lucille B =
confessed, “Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what =
I’m doing while I am doing it.”
Tim M quipped, =
“I need a hug. Or six slices of bacon. You know what, forget the =
hug.”
Ken H shared =
that “My therapist’s favorite day of the week is Freud =
day.
Dory Tang =
said, “I’d better send myself an email, so I don’t =
forget. Oh, look! I’ve got an =
email.”
Paul O stated, =
“I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem =
without caffeine.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"