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10/03/22 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (#10 – October)

10/03/22 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (#10 – October)

[Up to =
“J” and “K” in our Tom Swifty word plays on the =
first weekday of each month]

 

"My =
wife’s valuable Chinese necklace has been stolen," said Tom =
jadedly.

 

"Your =
meat, madam!" announced the two butcher boys =
jointly.

 

“I tend =
to use infinitives rather than gerunds," said Tom =
knowingly.

 

"I plan =
to start a cattle ranch in a space station orbiting Jupiter," said =
Tom jovially.

 

"It’s =
good to have a sharp edge on a sword," said Tom =
keenly.

 

"Your =
honor, I think you are crazy," said Tom judgmentally. =

 

"Alouette,=
je te plumerai," sang Tom jauntily.

 

"I’ve run =
out of wool," said Tom, knitting his brow. (such fun adding another =
pun “close” to being a Swifty)

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

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"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"