A dog saw a "Now hiring" poster outside of a =
computer store. The poster read: "Must be able to type. Must =
be able to program. And must be bilingual. We are an equal opportunity =
employer."
The dog took the poster in his =
mouth and walked in. The manager spotted the dog, and decided to humor =
it, pulling up a chair and a computer with a word processor. =
"Alright, if you want to work here, you need to first write a =
letter," and left the room.
30 minutes later, he returned, =
and the dog had typed out a completely error-free =
letter.
"Well, I’ll be. This is a =
smart dog. But can he program?" he asked =
himself.
20 =
minutes pass, and the dog has made a perfectly running website for the =
store.
He =
looked at the dog in shock, and finally spoke. "Look, I know you =
have the qualifications, but, well, you’re a =
dog."
The dog nudged the words =
‘We are an equal opportunity employer’ on the poster, and =
the manager sighed. "There’s no way you’re =
bilingual."
The dog looked him in the eyes, =
and said, "Meow."
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"