[Found many =
families enjoy lame grif net jokes for their children. I think they must =
love to hear kids groaning and rolling their eyes at someone else! =
So here is another batch for the dinner table!]
Q: Why is =
basketball the messiest sport?
A: The players =
all dribble on the floor.
Q: When do you =
“go” at the red and “stop” at the =
green?
A: Eating =
watermelon.
Q: How do you =
communicate with a fish?
A: Just drop =
it a line.
Q: What do you =
call cattle that twitch?
A: Beef =
jerky.
Q: What did =
the tailor think of her new job?
A: It was just =
sew-sew.
Q: With the =
invasion of killer bees, what is the best way to stop the =
spread?
A: Probably =
more than a bee-bee gun!
Q: What rank =
does a dentist have in the army?
A: A drill =
sergeant.
Q: How do =
inmates in jail call their lawyers?
A: Using cell =
phones.
Q: What do you =
use to repair a broken tomato?
A: With tomato =
paste.
Q: Where does =
Dr Bob come up with all these clean jokes?
A: Probably in =
the shower.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"