[Remember the =
old days at work when you overheard odd snippets of conversation at =
coffee break or in the corridors? Imagine your reaction to =
these.]
A woman had a baby, then simply set fire to all the bills =
the hospital and doctor sent. As she skipped town without paying, she =
decided to name the little girl Bernadette.
My grandpa =
went bald by age 50, but he still carried a comb in his pocket. =
Obviously, he just couldn’t part with it.
When you die, =
what part of the body dies last? My optician said it is the pupils in =
your eyes. They dilate.
What do you =
call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe =
Phillope.
Exaggerations =
have become an epidemic. They went up by a million =
percent last year.
I enjoy my two =
living-room lamps, but never get that close to them. Guess we have an =
on-off relationship.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"