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09/01/22 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (September)

09/01/22 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (September)

[More fun with =
pun . . . and using the 9th letter “i” adverbs =
this 9th month]

 

"As soon =
as the rain stops, we’ll break camp," said Tom =
intently.

 

"Cryogenic=
s is fake science!" Tom said icily.

 

"I =
don’t really hate the measles!" laughed Tom =
infectiously.

 

"Pass the =
cards to me," said Tom ideally.

 

"Just one =
more drink, please!" Tom said insipidly.

 

“I want =
to borrow my sister’s gear to go camping,” said Tom =
insistently.

 

"Steel is =
a very useful alloy," said Tom ironically.

 

"Beware =
the 15th of March!" said Tom idly. 

 

"I’m =
taking over this hotel," said Tom =
inappropriately.

 

"Let’s =
trap that sick bird," said Tom illegally.

 

"I’m=
a Democrat, but I loved watching President Reagan," said Tom =
ironically.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"