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08/31/22 Grif.Net – No Longer Young

08/31/22 Grif.Net – No Longer Young

I was on =
campus for an alumni dinner and watched hundreds of students being =
dropped off at registration and dorm lots filled up.  It reminded =
me of when my kids left for university. 

That was nearly 30 =
years ago.  I realized today that I’m no longer =
young.

**All three of MY children dropped off THEIR children at =
university this August

 

**At the blood =
draw, the young lady said my blood type was now “turbid” and =
may soon be discontinued

 

**When I go =
into a room and the lights are already on, I have no one to yell =
at

 

**I think I =
dislocated my jaw yawning

 

**When the =
football commentator mentioned another Manning playing, I immediately =
recalled looking up to NFL star Archie, his grandfather. Been a couple =
others in between

 

**My doctor =
scheduled me for a colonoscopy but said at my age, “This will be =
your last . . . one way or the other”

 

**I wanted to =
outgrow the middle-age blues.  Sadly, I did

 

**I really =
wish I’d opted to pay more for a longer warranty on my =
pacemaker

 

**And I need =
to cheer up and remember old age doesn’t last =
forever

 

~~ANSWERS TO =
“BORED GAMES” YESTERDAY~~


LUDO =3D =
PARCHEESI

 

MANSION OF =
HAPPINESS =3D GAME OF LIFE

 

TAKARADI =3D =
JENGA

 

LA CONQUETE DU =
MONDE (CONQUEST OF THE WORLD) =3D RISK

 

LEXIKO =3D =
SCRABBLE

 

REVERSI =3D =
OTHELLO

 

LANDLORD GAME =
=3D MONOPOLY

 

LIUBO =3D =
CHUTES AND LADDERS

 

DRAUGHTS =3D =
CHECKERS

 

THE YACHT GAME =
=3D YAHTZEE

 

MURDER! =3D =
CLUE

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] =
www.grif.net =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"