Tim M =
admitted, “A genie granted me one wish, so I said, ‘I just =
want to be happy’. Now I’m living in a cottage with 6 =
other dwarves and working in a mine.”
Deidre F =
shared, “Teenaged boy in front of me bought a Valentine’s Day card =
that said, ‘We are the same kind of weird’. As he =
checked out, the clerk asked if it was for his girlfriend. He =
answered, ‘No, it’s for my grandma.’ I thought I want =
to be that sort of grandma.”
Robert C =
boasted, “I’m adopting a healthier life-style, so I parked =
and walked inside to buy a donut instead of the =
drive-thru.”
Kim E =
recalled, “I remember what it was like to get up without sound =
effects. Good times.”
Bryan C asked, =
“If the mantis is always praying, what religion is it? It =
probably varies because they’re all in =
sects.”
Scott M owned =
up, “I lost my wife due to my gambling addiction. I swear =
I’m gonna win her back this next =
hand.”
Jerry T =
confessed, “Someone said ’30 years ago’, and my mind =
went ‘Ah, yes, I loved the 60’s’ but they meant 1992, =
and now I need to lie down.”
Randy A said, =
“Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for much but bring =
a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.”
John J =
taught, “The Dallas Cowboy single star is NOT a logo. It is =
a rating.”
Mike C =
related, “The orchestra added a drum solo to the classical piece. =
Evidently they wanted more bang for their Bach.
Reba M =
reminded, “To succeed in life you need three things: a wishbone, a =
backbone, and a funny bone.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"