[For those who =
took out a small business loan to buy gas and drive West for a vacation, =
here are some riddles to help pass the time in the =
minivan]
Q. What did =
the cowboy say at his second rodeo?
A. This ain’t my first =
rodeo.
Q. What do you =
call a frog that wants to be a cowboy?
A. Hopalong =
Cassidy.
Q. How do you =
warm up a frozen cowboy?
A. Yee =
thaw!
Q. What do you =
call a happy cowboy?
A. A jolly =
rancher.
Q. Why did =
everybody think the cowboy was so funny?
A. Because he =
was always horsing around.
Q. Where do =
cowboys cook their beans?
A. On the =
range.
Q. Why did the =
cowboy buy a wiener dog for a pet?
A. He heard =
someone say, ‘Get along, little =
doggy.”
Q. What =
sickness is common for cowboys trying to ride wild =
horses?
A. =
Bronc-itis.
Q. Why did the =
cowboy die with his boots on?
A. He =
didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the =
bucket.
Q. How did the =
cowboy get so rich?
A. His horse =
gave him a couple of bucks every time he got on.
Q. What time =
is it for the cowboy if a buffalo steps on his =
hat?
A. Time to get =
a new hat.
Q. If a cowboy =
rides into town on Friday and, three days later, leaves town on Friday, =
how can that happen?
A. His =
horse’s name is Friday.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"