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08/09/22 Grif.Net – More Signs You Are Growing Older

08/09/22 Grif.Net – More Signs You Are Growing Older

TEN MORE SIGNS =
YOU ARE GROWING OLD

 

You know all =
the answers, but nobody asks the questions.

 

You are a =
"17" around the neck, a "46" around the waist and a =
"112" around the golf course.

 

You find =
yourself giving good advice instead of setting a bad =
example.

 

The candles =
cost more than the cake.

 

The =
gray-haired man you help across the street is your =
husband.

 

In the morning =
you hear ‘snap, crackle, pop’, and it isn’t your breakfast =
cereal.

 

Your children =
are beginning to look middle-aged.

 

You give your =
grandkids a nickel for an ice cream cone, and they look at you =
funny.

 

A dripping =
faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.

 

You stop =
buying natural foods because you need all the preservatives you can =
get.

 

Bonus: Your =
car insurance goes down and your car payments go =
up.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] =
www.grif.net =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"