[In January we =
listed signs of ‘groaning old’ and faithful grif net readers =
added some suggestions. Most not ‘new’, but then, =
neither are we.]
TEN SIGNS YOU ARE GROWING =
OLD
You start =
complaining that "They’re building car seats too =
low!"
Your ears perk =
up when a laxative commercial comes on TV.
You call the =
place you keep leftovers the "icebox."
You wonder why =
everyone is starting to mumble.
You start =
videotaping daytime game shows.
You leave your =
lift-chair to get a snack and decide as long as you’re up, you might as =
well go to the bathroom.
When you do =
the hokey pokey and you "put your left hip out" . . . it stays =
out.
One of the =
throw pillows on your bed is a hot-water bottle.
You worry if =
you don’t have any symptoms.
You spend more =
time on the menu than the waitress.
Bonus: You =
spend a lot of time alone and prefer it that =
way.
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