If you’ve got =
melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too =
slowly.
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Chocolate =
covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as =
fruit, so eat as many as you want.
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The problem: =
How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. =
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
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Diet tip: Eat =
a chocolate bar before each meal. It’ll take the edge off your appetite, =
you’ll eat less, and has the slim possibly you’ll lose =
weight.
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If calories =
are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories =
are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to =
protect themselves.
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If I eat equal =
amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? =
Don’t they counteract each other?
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Chocolate has =
many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. =
Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.
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Put "eat =
chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. =
That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.
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A nice box of =
chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one =
place. Now, isn’t that handy?
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Money talks. =
Chocolate sings. Beautifully.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"