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07/25/22 Grif.Net – Chocolate Fact & Fantasy

07/25/22 Grif.Net – Chocolate Fact & Fantasy

If you’ve got =
melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too =
slowly.

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Chocolate =
covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as =
fruit, so eat as many as you want.

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The problem: =
How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. =

The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

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Diet tip: Eat =
a chocolate bar before each meal. It’ll take the edge off your appetite, =
you’ll eat less, and has the slim possibly you’ll lose =
weight.

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If calories =
are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.  Calories =
are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to =
protect themselves.

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If I eat equal =
amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? =
Don’t they counteract each other?

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Chocolate has =
many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.  =
Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.

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Put "eat =
chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.  =
That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.

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A nice box of =
chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one =
place.  Now, isn’t that handy?

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Money talks. =
Chocolate sings.  Beautifully.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

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www.grif.net =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"