I have an =
inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good =
one.
When life =
gives you melons, you’re dyslexic.
Rest in peace, =
boiled water. You will be mist.
I like telling =
Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.
You can tell a =
dogwood tree by its bark.
While 99% of =
people have trouble with math, I’m so glad I’m in the other =
8%
Exaggerations =
went up by a million percent last year.
A man walked =
into his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had =
stolen all his lamps.
My lack of =
knowledge on Greek literature has always been my Achilles’ =
elbow.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"