[Reprint from =
March 4, 1998 Grif Net blog. It was already an "oldie, but =
goodie" then, but still makes me chuckle starting a special =
throw-back week.]
THINGS YOU =
DON’T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
1. Better save =
that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
2. Someone =
call the janitor. We’re going to need a =
mop.
3. Accept this =
sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.
4. Rusty! =
Rusty! Come back with that! Bad dog!
5. Wait a =
minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
6. Oops! =
Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff =
before?
7. Sterile, =
shmerile. The floor’s clean, right?
8. OK, now =
take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of =
nature.
9. And now we =
remove the subject’s brain and place it in the body of the =
ape.
10. Could you =
stop that thing from beating? It’s throwing my concentration =
off.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"