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07/05/22 Grif.Net – Status Updates

07/05/22 Grif.Net – Status Updates

Jason W =
wished, “I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal because =
ElonGate would be really drawn out.”

 

Ronda B said, =
“A TV chef said, ‘Where there’s fat, there’s =
flavor’. I know he was talking about food, but I still took it as =
a personal compliment.”

 

Stan H =
admitted, “My wife says I keep pushing her buttons. If that were =
true, I would have found mute by now.”

 

Janice F =
related, “I don’t know about you, but whenever I go to Dairy =
Queen, I always get the shakes.”

 

Carl C =
quipped, “
Inflation is =
getting so bad that Lay’s potato chips had to cut down the amount of air =
they put in the bags.”

 

Erma P taught, =
“When you spank a child on the butt, you are just moving the =
brains back up where they need to go.”

Joe D shared a =
simple plan for living, “My formula for life and hot dogs: Relish =
today. Ketchup tomorrow.”

 

Adrianne C =
related, “We keep a potato masher in the kitchen drawer cause =
sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that =
drawer.”

 

Tim M =
confessed, “I don’t judge people like some others do. Of =
course, that makes me better than them.”

 

Wayne M =
wondered, “
My neighbors =
all volunteered to help me move, which would’ve been great, but I wasn’t =
planning on moving.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

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www.grif.net =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"