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06/08/22 Grif.Net – Status Updates from my ‘Friends’

06/08/22 Grif.Net – Status Updates from my ‘Friends’

Larry P =
admitted, "I like cats.  I just can’t eat a whole one by =
myself anymore."

Teresa G realized, “I have no reason =
to feel lonely.  There is always a pile of laundry waiting for me =
at home.”

 

Ken H related, =
“A friend fell and was knocked out at the airport baggage =
carousel. Thankfully he came around =
slowly.”

 

Mary C said, =
“I asked the librarian where books on oil, grease and other =
lubricants were. She suggested I look in the non-friction =
area.”

 

Phil Y stated, =
“I joined a gym January 1st and now it’s June and =
NO PROGRESS.  I’m heading there in person tomorrow to find =
out what’s going on.”

 

Lee M boasted, =
“At my age I’m good at multitasking.  I can listen, =
ignore, and forget all at once.”

 

Mel M shared, =
“I just finished converting my van to electric. I swapped the =
diesel engine for the motor from a tumble dryer. it wouldn’t start at =
first, then I realized I hadn’t shut the door properly. Then I took it =
for a spin.”

 

Laura R =
recalled, “Got up at 5 a.m. and ran 10 miles. Back at home I made =
a fruit/vegetable smoothie for breakfast. Then off to work an hour =
early. Don’t remember any more of the dream past =
then.”

 

Gene L =
lamented, “I like that 60 may be the new 40 but hate that the $100 =
is the new $20.”

 

Eric H sang, =
“Eugene Levy and his wife invited me to a non-alcoholic =
party.  Drove my Chevy to the Levys, but the Levys were =
dry.”

 

Monique C =
prayed, “Oh Lord, stretch my gas the way You did with the two fish =
and five loaves of bread!”

 

Ken F =
whispered, “I bought a book called “How to Survive Falling =
Down the Stairs”.  I hope it is a step-by-step =
guide.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

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www.grif.net =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"