[June 1st it =
time for monthly punthly Tom Swifty jokes, all graded “F” =
for adverbs of that letter]
"I failed =
my electrocardiogram," said Tom faint-heartedly. =
"When do =
I turn over the pancakes?" asked Tom =
flippantly.
"I’m =
trying to get some air circulating up here just beneath the roof," =
said Tom fanatically.
"This =
must be Nebraska," Tom stated flatly.
"I just =
ate three apples!" said Tom fruitfully.
"You =
shouldn’t tackle an opponent out of bounds!" cried the =
Referee flagrantly.
"The last =
of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse is on his way," said Tom, =
forthcoming.
"I do NOT =
have a multiple personality disorder," said Tom, trying to be =
frank.
"I can’t =
play the guitar because my fingers are too big," said Tom =
fretfully
"I’ll go =
get the stick," said Tom fetchingly.
"I don’t =
like steamrollers!" said Tom flatly.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"