“If this =
is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me =
some coffee.”
– Abraham Lincoln
“You =
don’t know how to lie. If you can’t lie, you’ll never =
go anywhere.”
– Richard Nixon =
“I =
don’t know whether it’s the finest public housing in America =
or the crown jewel of the American penal system.” =
– Bill Clinton, speaking about the White =
House
“When =
they call the roll in the Senate, the senators do not know whether to =
answer ‘present’ or ‘not =
guilty.’”
– Theodore Roosevelt =
“I am =
not fit for this office and should never have been here.” =
– Warren G. Harding
Franklin =
Delano Roosevelt once asked where his wife Eleanor was. (She was =
visiting a penitentiary.) Told, “She’s in =
prison,” he responded “I’m not surprised. =
But what for?”
“There =
is nothing left to do but get drunk.”
– Franklin =
Pierce, responding to what he planned to do after leaving =
office.
“No man =
who ever held the office of president would congratulate a friend on =
obtaining it.”
– Jo=
hn Adams
“If you =
want a friend in Washington, get a dog.”
– Harry S Truman =
“I have =
often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go =
swimming.”
– Ji=
mmy Carter
“Blessed =
are the young, for they will inherit the national debt.” =
– He=
rbert Hoover
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
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www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"