**Every =
“c” in “Pacific Ocean” sounds =
different.
**A shark will =
only attack you if you’re wet.
**The only way =
to add insult to injury is when you sign someone’s =
cast.
**If you =
can’t see well enough to shop online, you should probably just =
drive to the store.
**”LaQuin=
ta” is a Spanish word meaning “Next to =
Denny’s”.
**If you are =
being chased by a group of taxidermists, do NOT play =
dead.
**Tall people =
sleep longer in bed.
**There is =
only one country on earth named after a woman.
**Deadliest =
animal? More people are killed by vending machines falling on them than =
by sharks.
**And mosquitoes kill more people than =
any other creature, due to the diseases they =
carry.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"