Mo Y related, =
“I stayed in a hotel recently where the towels were so thick, I =
could hardly get my suitcase shut.”
Scott C =
answered, “Why do I carry a knife? Well, the last time I opened a =
bag of chips with my 9mm there were =
problems.”
Dara D reminds =
us, “The first five days after the weekend are always the =
hardest.”
Bill S =
acknowledged, “I don’t like the metric system, except for =
gram crackers. I really like them.”
Samuel =
lamented, “My mother asked me to hand out invitations to my =
brother’s surprise party. That’s when I realized I was not =
her favorite twin.”
Linda S said, =
“Opening the fridge last week, a tub of margarine fell out on my =
foot. It still hurts today. I can’t believe it’s =
not better.”
Scott M =
advised, “Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the =
balcony at a popular night club was not a =
bouncer.”
Debbie K =
shared, “If it wasn’t for Ben Franklin who invented =
electricity we’d all be watching TV by =
candlelight.”
Charles F =
proclaimed, “I think my wife put Gorilla Glue on all my hunting =
gear. She denies it, but I’m sticking to my =
guns.”
Jeremiah G =
admitted, “Dad always said I might not be the dumbest guy in the =
world but warned me to pray that guy doesn’t =
die.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"