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05/02/22 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (May)

05/02/22 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (May)

[First weekday =
of the 5th month and on to “E”, the =
5th letter for adverbs in our Tom Swifty pun =
parade]

 

"Now I =
can do some painting," said Tom easily.

 

"I used =
to work for the railway company," said Tom =
extraneously.

 

"Watch =
the perimeter!" said Tom edgily.

 

"A new =
antenna cleared up the radio signal interference," said Tom =
ecstatically.

 

“I used =
to command a battalion of German ants,” said Tom exuberantly. =

 

"The =
enemy has taken stronghold F," said Tom =
effortlessly.

 

"I used =
to be a pilot," said Tom plainly.

 

"Vote for =
Reagan," said Tom electronically.

 

"I had to =
fire my first mate when she got too heavy for the boat," said Tom =
emphatically and excruciatingly.

 

"Let’s =
get married," said Tom engagingly.

 

"Elvis is =
dead," said Tom expressly.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

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Knows Me, This I Love!"