[Local shops =
are following the truth-in-advertising rules in their clever =
signage]
**We’re better than anyone faster, and faster than =
anyone better.
**If you want =
it yesterday, be sure to get your order in three weeks =
ago.
**We can do =
work good, fast, and cheap. You can pick any two of =
these.
**If =
it’s in stock, we’ve got it.
**We offer a =
limited life-time warranty.
**These items =
may or may not be available at all times or sometimes not at all and =
other times all the time;
**If you =
smoke, keep your butt outside.
**We guarantee =
fast service no matter how long it takes.
**Olive Oil, =
Vinegar, Cocaine – we have 2 out of 3. Come in and find out which =
ones.
**Back in 5 =
minutes. If not, please reread this sign.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"