Candace B =
prayed, “Thank God I’m an =
atheist”.
Mel M asked, =
“Anyone know where to get fresh ice cubes? I don’t want any =
frozen ones.”
Judi S =
rejoiced: “Just found a pen at work and realized it must have been =
mine. When I tried it, it was my =
handwriting.”
J Jackson =
admits, “My wife and daughter want to learn how to drive, and =
trust me, I’m not standing in their =
way.”
Greta T =
relates, “I live by three unwritten rules of life: 1__________, =
2__________, and 3__________.
Paul O shared =
and ‘oldie-but-goodie’, “You all better enjoy your =
20’s, 30’s, and 40’s. Because in your 50’s your =
‘check engine’ light is gonna come =
on.”
Lizzie H said, =
“My boss calls me ‘the computer’. Nothing to do =
with intelligence; I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 =
minutes.”
Ren W opines, =
“I will stop at nothing to avoid negative =
numbers.”
Scott M =
taught, “Spaniards harvested crystals and sent them back to Spain, =
discovering how many quartz were in a =
galleon.”
Peggy S =
wonders, “Do men’s ears work, or are they just for =
show?”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"