=E2=80=8B[Feel =
free to borrow any of these jokes without attribution. I did.]
I =
got lost in the forest, but fortunately I=E2=80=99d followed advice and =
had a compass with me.
I was able to draw perfect circles while I =
was waiting to be rescued.
=E2=80=8B=E2=80=
=8B
My dad used to =
hit me with his camera.
I still have =
flashbacks
=E2=80=8B
A bartender =
was playing basketball and he missed his =
free-throw.
He just kept =
asking for another shot.
We all know =
there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, but what is on the outside =
of one?
K9P
My buddy has =
been in a relationship with his girlfriend for 2 years, yet I=E2=80=99ve =
never heard either of them laugh.
Must be a very =
serious relationship.
=E2=80=8B
=E2=80=8BMy =
boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I =
have a hunch, it may be me.
As a game, I tried to rearrange the =
letters of POSTMEN.
They became very angry.
A friend just =
asked if I think Advent Calendars will still be around in ten years’ =
time.
Personally, I think their days are =
numbered.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"