I don’t have a problem with =
caffeine.
I have a problem without =
caffeine.
How are coffee beans like my =
kids?
They’re always getting =
grounded.
I was on the phone with my wife =
and said, “I’m almost home, honey, please put the coffee =
maker on.”
After a twenty second pause, I =
asked, “You still there, sweetheart?”
“Yeah,” she replied, =
“But I don’t think the coffee maker wants to talk right =
now…”
I just read that every year we =
spend more on coffee than we do on educating our children.
How do we sleep at =
night?
I just got myself a top of the =
range coffee maker.
It has a lot of perks.
I made my wife a cup of coffee =
today and she complained it tasted like dirt.
I said, “That’s not =
surprising. It was just ground this morning.”
The barista at Starbucks looked so =
nervous as she handed me my coffee.
I think she was scared because she =
spelled my name wrong – she wrote “callthecops”.
I didn’t bother leaving a =
tip.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"