Thi=
s morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water.
Aft=
er 15 minutes on the highway, I realized I left my car at =
home.
A =
guy walks into a cafe and orders a coffee to go.
The=
coffee gets up and leaves.
I went to the coffee shop and =
asked the barista how much a cup of coffee was.
He said, “Two dollars and =
the refills are free.”
I said, “Great, I’ll =
have a refill then.”
Wha=
t do you call sad coffee?
Dep=
resso.
How=
did the hippie burn his tongue?
He =
drank his coffee before it was cool.
I went to the doctor and told him =
every time I take a sip of coffee, I feel a stabbing pain in my =
face.
He said, “Take the spoon out =
next time.”
Someone stole my coffee cup from =
work today.
I’m just off down the police =
station now to look at a few mug shots.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"