[Another =
month, another round of Tom Swifty (“letter D”) puns to =
endure, er, enjoy]
"This, =
that, these, those, and such," said Tom =
demonstratively.
"Tom, you =
are falling below average on your tests," said the teacher =
degradingly.
"The =
eclipse is starting," said Tom darkly.
“I may =
be losing my hearing,” said Tom deftly.
"I will =
never get the hang of bowling!" wailed Tom =
despairingly.
"I killed =
the Greek piper god," Tom panned deadly.
"But I =
thought forts were a good idea," whined Tom =
defensively.
"Let’s =
play musical chairs," said Tom deceitfully.
"I wonder =
if I’d have better luck if I fished with a net," Tom debated. =
(close enough to a Swifty, eh?)
"Boy, =
that sure took the wind out of my sails!" said Tom =
disgustedly.
“Without =
a job, I’m going to have to apply for welfare,” said Tom =
dolefully.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"