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03/29/22 Grif.Net – Playing with Words

03/29/22 Grif.Net – Playing with Words

[Tough recuperation, so lots of down time to let the =
brain wander o’er hill and dale while the mouth =
heals]

 

**In the Old West, they would mount lanterns on their =
horses for traveling at night.

Probably an early form of saddle light =
navigation.

 

**Poop jokes are not my favorite type of =
jokes.

But they are a solid #2.

 

**Two wind =
turbines stood in a field, when one asked, "So, what kind of music =
are you into?"
The other replied, "I’m a huge metal =
fan."

 

**Heard that =
Ireland’s capital city was the fastest growing city in the =
world.
Then I realized that every day it’s =
Dublin.

 

**Atoms are =
untrustworthy.  They make up everything.
And when they fear =
losing an electron, they always try to keep an ion =
it.

**Who was =
Socrates worst student?
Mediocrities.

 

**A co-worker =
said to me, “Can you be any more annoying?”
So today =
I’m wearing tap shoes to work.

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] =
www.grif.net =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"