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YORK, (API) — In a move that rocked the Street today, Bert and Ernie =
announced that they had merged to form Bernie, a giant conglomeration of =
felt that will move them into the No. 2 spot, past Big Bird and just =
behind Barney.
In =
recent years, the two had lost sponsorship from the letter P and the =
number 5. Analysts say the merger will help solidify their market share. =
"This is a logical move for us," Bert said. "’Share’ is =
our favorite word."
Elm=
o just giggled, since the idea tickled him.
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