If you wear =
cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
If you were =
truly telekinetic, could raise my hand?
If I could say =
a few words, would I be a better public speaker.
If you had a =
beautiful pumpkin, would it be gourdgeous?
If you travel =
on a flying carpet, is it a rugged experience?
If artists =
wear sketchers, do linguists wear converse?
If a dating =
couple goes to the gym, will it help their relationship work =
out?
If alarm =
clocks hit you back in the morning, would they be more =
alarming?
If the Evening =
News begins with “Good evening”, why do we listen to it when =
it isn’t?
If the future, =
the present, and the past walked into the same room, would things get a =
little tense?
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Knows Me, This I =
Love!"