Gary K said, =
=E2=80=9CMy girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. =
But I laugh more.=E2=80=9D
Mike H shared, =
=E2=80=9CShout out to all the people who don=E2=80=99t know the opposite =
of in.=E2=80=9D
George S =
confesses, =E2=80=9CPeople are often shocked when they find out what a =
bad electrician I am.=E2=80=9D
Billy K =
whispered, =E2=80=9CMy new SUV has a button that says Rear Wiper.=C2=A0 =
I am sitting here afraid to push it.=E2=80=9D
Ray B asks, =
=E2=80=9CWhen I die, I=E2=80=99d like to be buried with all my records =
and albums from the 1960=E2=80=99s.=C2=A0 It will be my vinyl resting =
place.=E2=80=9D
=E2=80=8B
Jane R admits, =
=E2=80=9CThought I=E2=80=99d be trendy and try one of those alternative =
milks. I don=E2=80=99t know what a magnesia is, but it sure made my =
cornflakes taste terrible.=E2=80=9D
Tim M reminds =
us, =E2=80=9CRemember when you could get air for your tires for =
free?=C2=A0 Now they want $1.50.=C2=A0 Sounds like =
inflation.=E2=80=9D
Laura J =
taught, =E2=80=9CMom said drinking booze is your enemy. Jesus said love =
your enemies.=C2=A0 So, case closed . . . =
=E2=80=9C
Zeb A said, =
=E2=80=9CI made my fish tacos today.=C2=A0 Sadly, they just ignored them =
and swam away.=E2=80=9D
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"