The cashier at =
the grocery store asked me if I=E2=80=99d like my milk in a =
bag.
I replied, =
"No, just leave it in the carton"
I saw an ad that =
said, "Radio for sale $2, volume stuck on =
full"
I immediately =
thought to myself, "I can’t turn that =
down".
=E2=80=8B
=E2=80=8BSomeon=
e glued my deck of cards together.
Now I don’t =
know how to deal with it.
I can always =
tell if someone is lying just by looking at =
them,
I can also =
tell if they are standing.
=E2=80=8B
=E2=80=8BIt’s =
a 5-minute walk from my house to the pub. It’s a 35-minute walk from the =
pub to my house.
I think the =
difference is staggering.
I was asked =
about buying a new car that you can only drive when you are not =
talking.
I thought, =
that goes without saying.
=E2=80=8BMy =
teens said since I=E2=80=99m so out of shape, I have a typical =
=E2=80=98dad bod=E2=80=99.
Actually, I =
think I=E2=80=99m more of a father figure.
=E2=80=8B
A pregnant gal =
gave birth in a Chevy on the way to the hospital.
Her husband named =
the boy Carson.
[That is about =
the best dad joke ever]
=E2=80=8B
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"