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02/01/22 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (February)

02/01/22 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (February)

[Our =
first-of-the-month pun offering of Tom Swifty jokes reach =
“B” level (each adverb or verb will begin with that =
letter)]

 

“My boat =
leaks," said Tom balefully.

 

"I need a =
pencil sharpener," said Tom bluntly.

 

“This =
wind is awful!" Tom said blusterfully.

 

"I hate =
computers!" exclaimed Tom bytingly.

 

"I just =
ate a chunk of hay," said Tom balefully.

 

“I may =
never find my way out of this rugged terrain,” said Tom =
bewilderedly.

 

"This is =
mutiny!" said Tom bountifully.

 

"I’m =
going to get a hair transplant," said Tom =
baldly.

 

"I’m not =
afraid of General Custer," said Dull Knife =
bravely.

 

"This =
meat is hard to chew," Tom beefed jerkily.

 

“I’ve =
only enough carpet for the hall, landing, and some steps," said Tom =
with a blank stare. (OK, not really a Swifty, but way to good not to =
share)

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"