Your children =
are beginning to look middle-aged.
You know all =
the answers, but nobody asks the questions.
You are a =
"17" around the neck, a "44" around the waist and a =
"96" around the golf course.
You find =
yourself giving good advice instead of setting a bad =
example.
The candles =
cost more than the cake.
The =
gray-haired man you help across the street is your =
husband.
In the morning =
you hear snap, crackle, pop, and it isn’t your breakfast =
cereal.
You give your =
grandkids a nickel for an ice cream cone, and they look at you =
funny.
A dripping =
faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.
You stop =
buying natural foods because you need all the preservatives you can =
get.
Your favorite =
feature in the newspaper is "Twenty-five Years Ago =
Today."
You finally =
know your way around but no longer want to go.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"