You feel your =
corns more than you do your oats.
You wake up in =
the middle of the night tired and listless.
You know =
"where it’s at" but forgot why it’s =
there.
You know how =
to spell gastroenterologist.
You don’t have =
any enemies because you’ve outlived them all.
You don’t date =
single men your own age because there aren’t =
any.
You have to =
use tenderizer to eat all your Cream of ____ =
soups.
"Happy =
Hour" now consists of a nap.
You remember =
what you did yesterday by what hurts today.
You feel like =
the morning after, and you haven’t been =
anywhere.
You go to the =
store not to shop but to get a free blood pressure =
examination.
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Knows Me, This I =
Love!"