You get up to =
change the TV channel and decide that as long as you’re up, you might as =
well go to bed.
You start =
complaining that "They’re building car seats too =
low!"
Your ears perk =
up when a laxative commercial comes on TV.
You call the =
place you keep leftovers the "icebox."
You wonder why =
everyone is starting to mumble.
You start =
video recording daytime game shows.
When you do =
the hokey-pokey and you "put your left hip out" . . . it stays =
out.
One of the =
throw pillows on your bed is a hot-water bottle.
You worry =
because you don’t have any symptoms.
You spend more =
time looking at the menu than the waitress.
That last =
visit to the specialist cost you more than you earned in the first four =
years at work.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"