[My=
granddaughter Natalie works after high school in the city library. I =
will verify with her if these are true stories]
A =
man walks into the library . . .
. =
. . and orders a hamburger. The librarian sternly reminds him, =
"This is a library." The man apologizes and softly whispers, =
"I’d like a hamburger, please."
A =
man walks into the library . . .
. =
. . and at the desk asks directions to the shelves where the self-help =
books are located. The librarian replies, "If I tell you, it will =
defeat their purpose."
A =
man walks into the library . . .
. =
. . and asks the librarian for books about Big Foot. She answers, =
"I think you may see them in the Large Print =
section."
A =
man walks into the library . . .
. =
. . and asks if this was the largest library in town. “It =
is,” replies the librarian, “but you can’t come in =
right now. We’re overbooked."
A =
man walks into the library . . .
. =
. . and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, =
"Don’t turn around quickly, but they’re right behind =
you!"
A =
man walks into the library . . .
. =
. . and asks the librarian if he is allowed to check out 100 books at a =
time. She warns him about properly returning then, then =
admonishes, "Just don’t overdue it, sir."
A =
man walks into the library . . .
. =
. . and asks the librarian for books on magic and illusions. She =
said that sadly all those books seem to have disappeared.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"