Bru=
ce M wonders, “I hate it when my wife gets mad at me for being =
lazy. It’s not like I did anything.”
Ken M states, =
“I don’t want to say I’m old and worn-out, but I make =
sure I’m nowhere near the curb on trash =
day.”
Penni L talks =
about the weather, “It’s colder than a nursery =
worker’s stare after a 55-minute =
sermon.”
Cindi L said, =
“It got warm, and my snowman had a temper tantrum. I’m =
saying, it looked like a complete meltdown.” =
Kat M =
confesses, “I couldn’t afford an ancestry DNA test, so I =
just announced I’d won the lottery and soon found out who all my =
relatives were.”
Bob W reports, =
“There was a huge fight at the seafood restaurant. Police reported =
battered fish everywhere.”
Gene L says, =
“I am a male. I clearly identify as a male. But according to =
Stouffer’s Lasagna, I am a family of =
four.”
Ted M recalls, =
“I remember the Bible verse reference that helped me get thru high =
school, written on the chalkboard in every room. Never looked it up but =
remember the reference: Lunch 11:35.”
Beth W admits, =
“My New Years resolution was to be more positive and less =
sarcastic. Like I didn’t screw that up within =
hours.”
Lizzie H asks, =
“It’s embarrassing that people can’t tell one country =
from another on a map. Have they quit teaching geometry in =
school?”
Dr Bob (me) of =
Grif Net infamy told my wife, “Teresa, if I die in 2022, please =
continue to send the first-of-the-month Tom Swifty jokes I’ve =
already compiled since they are really clever,” said Bob =
post-humorously.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"