[You know why =
I like egg puns? They crack me up. Here are some puns served over =
easy.]
**The only day =
of the week that eggs are afraid of is Fry-day.
**A hen will =
always leave her house through the proper =
eggs-it.
**Is man who =
eats too many eggs considered an egg-oholic?
**All the hens =
consider a chef to be very mean because he beats the =
eggs.
**I had a real =
problem making a hard-boiled egg this morning until I cracked =
it.
**Under the =
doctor’s advice, the hen is laying off eggs for a few =
weeks.
**Crossing a =
cement mixer and a chicken may result in you getting a brick =
layer.
**The best =
time of day to eat eggs is at the crack of dawn.
**Hopefully, =
these awful egg pun won’t make your brain too fried or =
scrambled.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"