Scott M =
admits, “Managing your =
weight around the holidays requires a little planning. For example, I =
just took the batteries out of my scale.”
Evelyn E =
advises, “Due to rampant inflation and rising food costs, the =
5-second rule has been extended to =
10-seconds.”
Ken H warns, =
“Having plans for Christmas break seems like a good idea until you =
have to put on clothes and leave the =
house.”
Donna E =
shared, “Early Christmas morning I curled up under the Christmas =
tree, reminding the kids that having me as their mom is the best =
gift.”
Local Law =
Office advertises, “If your grandmother was run over by a =
reindeer, you may be entitled to =
compensation.”
Mel M gave us =
his recipe: “My rum and raisin cake is gluten free. =
It’s also raisin free. And cake free. Don’t even need =
a fork to enjoy it; just a glass.”
Renee S relates, =
“Hello, poison control? I was at a party and drank =
unsweetened tea.”
Brad K =
rejoiced: “I got offered a job at the bicycle factory in =
2022. Evidently they want me as their =
spokesman.”
Scottie S =
teaches his kids, “Chocolate is God’s apology for creating =
broccoli.”
Vickie B =
laments, “I hate typos. One mistake and my whole Christmas letter =
was urined.”
Mark W =
suggests, “They ought to move Christmas to summer when the stores =
are not so crowded.”
Gigi C asks, =
“So … now that Christmas is over, can we skip right to =
spring?”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"