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12/30/21 Grif.Net – Status Updates (After Christmas Edition)

12/30/21 Grif.Net – Status Updates (After Christmas Edition)

Scott M =
admits, “
Managing your =
weight around the holidays requires a little planning. For example, I =
just took the batteries out of my scale.”

 

Evelyn E =
advises, “Due to rampant inflation and rising food costs, the =
5-second rule has been extended to =
10-seconds.”

 

Ken H warns, =
“Having plans for Christmas break seems like a good idea until you =
have to put on clothes and leave the =
house.”

 

Donna E =
shared, “Early Christmas morning I curled up under the Christmas =
tree, reminding the kids that having me as their mom is the best =
gift.”

 

Local Law =
Office advertises, “If your grandmother was run over by a =
reindeer, you may be entitled to =
compensation.”

 

Mel M gave us =
his recipe:  “My rum and raisin cake is gluten free.  =
It’s also raisin free. And cake free.  Don’t even need =
a fork to enjoy it; just a glass.”

Renee S relates, =
“Hello, poison control?  I was at a party and drank =
unsweetened tea.”

 

Brad K =
rejoiced: “I got offered a job at the bicycle factory in =
2022.  Evidently they want me as their =
spokesman.”

 

Scottie S =
teaches his kids, “Chocolate is God’s apology for creating =
broccoli.”

 

Vickie B =
laments, “I hate typos. One mistake and my whole Christmas letter =
was urined.”

 

Mark W =
suggests, “They ought to move Christmas to summer when the stores =
are not so crowded.”

 

Gigi C asks, =
“So … now that Christmas is over, can we skip right to =
spring?”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"