Q. =
Did you hear about the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
A. =
All he got was 25 days.
Q. =
What did the naughty soccer announcer get from Santa Claus?
A. =
COOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
Q. =
What is a vegan’s favorite Christmas carol?
A. =
Soy to the World
Q. =
What is the best possible holiday present?
A. =
A broken drum — you just can’t beat it
Q. =
With Covid still looming, how do the elves clean the sleigh before =
leaving Christmas Eve?
A. =
They use Santa-tizer
Q. =
Why was the snowman at the grocery store looking through the =
carrots?
A. =
He was picking his nose
Q. =
Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?
A. =
Because he went down in History
Q. =
What sort of cowboys work herding Santa’s reindeer?
A. Jolly =
Ranchers
Q. How does =
Darth Vader cook his roast for Christmas dinner?
A. He likes it =
on the dark side
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Knows Me, This I =
Love!"