Q. =
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
A. =
The elf-abet
Q. =
What is Santa’s dog’s name?
A. =
Santa Paws
Q. =
What is Santa Claus’ laundry detergent of choice?
A. =
Yule-Tide
Q. =
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A. =
Nothing—it was on the house
Q. =
Did you hear Walmart is giving away dead batteries for the =
holiday?
A. =
They’re free of charge
Q. =
What’s Santa Claus’s favorite track & field =
event?
A. =
North Pole–vaulting!
Q. =
How does the snow globe feel this year?
A =
little shaken.
Q. =
What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a =
knight?
A. =
One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the =
sleigh.
Q. =
How does Christmas Day end every year?
A. =
With the letter Y
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"