Thomas T =
opines, “If it hurts you more than it hurts him, you may be =
holding the taser wrong.”
Jason B =
taught, “Since the earth is 70% water and uncarbonated, =
technically the earth IS flat.”
Marilyn L =
admits, “I stole Santa’s naughty list. It is almost =
identical to my Facebook friend list. =
Hmm.”
Wayne M =
explains, “Health =
food? Listen, my body is a ’93 Honda hatchback with a headlight =
out and rusted rocker panels. I’m not about to start putting =
premium in it now.”
Lori P said, “Tree-tops glisten and children listen =
. . . to nothing. Children literally listen to =
nothing.”
Miguel M =
reminds us, “Moist people don’t mind an occasional =
typo.”
Ken H asks, =
“Remember back when we were kids and school was closed when =
temperatures outside got below zero? Right. Neither can =
I.“
Ray B shares, “Sorry for wrinkles and creases in my =
clothes. I have an iron deficiency.”
Lynda D admits, “I don’t have an Advent =
Calendar. I just go in the kitchen, open a door and eat whatever =
is behind it.”
Nicki I warns, =
“After Thanksgiving I put my scale in the corner of the bathroom =
and that is where the little liar will stay until it =
apologizes.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"