Bill asks, =
“With paper shortages, can I use coffee filters in place of toilet =
paper?”
Dr Bob replies, “Yes, you may, but it will change =
the taste of your coffee.”
Nicki asks, =
“What benefits will I see if I replace my morning coffee with =
green tea?”
Dr Bob =
replies, “You can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have =
left in your life.”
Gary asks, “What is the best emotional support =
animal you’ve had?”
Dr Bob replies, “My emotional support animal is a =
chicken. Four-piece. With a biscuit.”
Justin asks, “What sort of music do you listen to =
when cleaning around the house?”
Dr Bob replies, “I listen to a variety of music =
while cleaning, but I’ve learned the hard way NEVER to use the =
toilet brush as a microphone.”
Dick asks, “As a senior citizen, do you use snapchat =
or tiktok like kids today use?
Dr Bob replies, “No, but I can write in cursive, do =
math without a calculator, and tell time on a clock with hands, so =
I’m ahead of the game.”
Tom asks, “Is there a tax we can pay for ending =
covid?”
Dr Bob replies, “Sadly, no. That only works to =
stop climate change.”
Jim asks, “Are you following protocols, limiting =
your gatherings to 8 people or fewer without any =
issues?”
Dr Bob replies, “I don’t even know 8 people =
without any issues.”
Tiffany asks, “What should the government do as =
stores face bands of criminals in smash-and-grab attacks on their =
businesses?”
Dr Bob replies, “We need security guards to monitor =
that there are no more than 10 looters at a time and stay at least 6 =
feet apart.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"