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12/08/21 Grif.Net – I’m a Proud Senior Citizen (part 2)

12/08/21 Grif.Net – I’m a Proud Senior Citizen (part 2)

[Fe=
w more personal confessions as I age]

 

I&#=
8217;m wrinkled, saggy, red, and lumpy. And that’s just my left =
leg.

 

I&#=
8217;m sure everything I can’t find is in a secure =
place.

 

I&#=
8217;m awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

 

I&#=
8217;m positive I did housework correctly before my mate =
retired.

 

I&#=
8217;m having trouble remembering simple words =
like…uh???…uh.

 

I&#=
8217;m now spending more time with my pillows than with my =
mate.

 

I&#=
8217;m realizing that aging is not for sissies.

 

I&#=
8217;m anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, =
anti-inflammatory.

 

I&#=
8217;m walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.

 

If =
you are what you eat, I’m a pile of prunes on a bowl of =
All-Bran.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"