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12/07/21 Grif.Net – I’m a Proud Senior Citizen (part 1)

12/07/21 Grif.Net – I’m a Proud Senior Citizen (part 1)

I&#=
8217;m the life of the party… even when it lasts until 8 =
p.m.

 

I&#=
8217;m very good at opening childproof caps . . . with a =
hammer.

 

I&#=
8217;m usually interested in going home before I get to where I am =
going.

 

I&#=
8217;m good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, beano, =
and antacid.

 

I&#=
8217;m the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.

 

I&#=
8217;m smiling all the time because I can’t hear a word =
you’re saying.

 

I&#=
8217;m very good at telling stories. Over and over and over and =
over.

 

I&#=
8217;m aware that other people’s grandchildren are not as bright =
as mine.

 

I&#=
8217;m so cared for – long term care, eye care, private care, =
dental care.

 

I&#=
8217;m not grouchy, I just don’t like traffic, waiting, crowds, =
children, or politicians.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"