[Thanksgiving =
Day has passed, but much of the bounty still remains. Wish the best =
jokes of the week were reserved for today. They =
aren’t.]
What did the =
leftover turkey say on Friday?
Make me a =
sandwich.
What did Han =
Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
May the forks =
be with you.
What side dish =
did you bring for Thanksgiving dinner after accidentally sitting on the =
sweet potatoes?
Squash =
casserole.
Why didn’t =
Grandma season the Thanksgiving turkey?
She had no =
thyme.
Why did the =
turkey cross the road?
He wanted =
people to think he was a chicken.
What role do =
green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
They play a =
casse-role.
What’s a =
turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach =
gobbler.
What did the =
mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father =
could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy.
and my =
personal confession . . .
I may have overdone it yesterday on =
Thanksgiving. This morning I cut myself shaving and bled =
gravy.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"