[Need some =
tiny-tot humor for those at the kid’s table for Thanksgiving. =
Adults have permission to groan – that’s why we’re =
called groan-ups]
What’s a =
turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
Nothing. It’s =
already stuffed.
What’s the =
best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey =
trot.
What kind of =
key can’t open doors?
A =
tur-key.
What did the =
turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving =
Day?
Quack, =
Quack!
Why did they =
let the turkey join the rock band?
Because he had =
his own drumsticks.
Why shouldn’t =
you sit next to a turkey at dinner?
Because he =
will gobble it up.
If you call a =
big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small =
one?
A =
goblet.
What do you =
call a turkey trying to escape from the farmer?
Fast =
food.
How did the =
turkey talk to the computer?
It said, =
‘Google, google’.
What happened =
to the turkey that got in a fight?
He got the =
stuffing knocked out of him.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"