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11/17/21 Grif.Net – Grandpa Jokes

11/17/21 Grif.Net – Grandpa Jokes

Wha=
t do you call a dad joke when it gets really old?

A =
grandpa joke.

 

^^^=
^^

My =
grandfather was a baker in the army.

He =
went in all buns glazing.

 

^^^=
^^

&#8=
220;Back in the day,” my grandfather started to say, “You =
could walk into a grocery store with $2 in your pocket, and walk out =
with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs, a gallon of milk, a pound of =
hamburger and even bit of butter as well.”

&#8=
220;But today,” he continued, “wherever you go, there are =
security cameras.”

 

^^^=
^^

My =
granddad asked me how to print on his computer.

I =
told him it’s Ctrl-P.

He =
said he hasn’t been able to do that for ages.

 

^^^=
^^

ANSWERS TO =
MONDAY’S “FUN FACTS QUIZ”

 

1. If a sumo =
wrestler makes a baby cry, what reaction do the parents =
have?

Very pleased! =
(in Japan it’s believed to bring the baby good =
health).

 

2; =
How to prairie dogs say “hello” to each other without making =
a sound?

By =
kissing (studies have also shown that they kiss more when watched by =
people).

 

3. =
The current 50-star American flag was designed by an Ohio high school =
student. What did he get for this design?

His=
Art Teacher gave him a B- grade.

 

4. Who wrong =
the hit song “I Write the Songs”?

Bruce Johnston =
of the Beach Boys (not Barry Manilow who later sang the =
song).

 

5. =
Where is the “Highest Court in the Land” located?
The =
actual Supreme Court is in Washington, DC, on the 2nd floor, and the =
basketball court labelled “the highest court in the land” is =
above it on the 5th floor.

 

6. =
If you start counting at one and spell out the numbers as you go, what =
number is the first to use the letter “A”?

1,0=
00.

 

7. =
How many lifeforms are living right now on your skin?

Mor=
e than there are people on the planet.

 

8. =
About how much does a single thundercloud weigh?
Estimated at about 1 =
million pounds.

 

9. What color =
are the stripes on a zebra?

Zeb=
ras are black with white stripes not white with black stripes (if you =
shave a zebra, the underlying skin is brown as a baby, but turns =
black).

 

10.=
How often should the entire Constitution of the U.S. be replaced =
according to President Thomas Jefferson?

Eve=
ry 19 years (he thought it should be replaced each time with a =
constitution more suitable for the current generation).

 

11.=
What famous person was the voice of Mickey Mouse from 1928 to =
1946?

Non=
e other than Walt Disney himself.

 

12. In what =
year did the last American Civil War (1861-1865) veteran =
die?

1955 (he lived =
until after the Korean War)

 

13. How many =
hours of video footage are uploaded to YouTube every minute of =
every day?

300 =
hours.

 

14,=
What is the most common street name in America?

Sec=
ond Street (because Main Street is often used instead of First =
Street).

 

15.=
What is special about the word =
“subcontinental”?

It =
contains all 5 vowels in reverse order.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"